New Year, new beginnings: My resolutions!
1: smoke less. since i know quitting isn’t much fun 
2: waste less money on toys 
3: stop drinking soda like water. need to feed beer belly better stuff 
4: more self improvement stuff. fill in the _____ 
ya, that is about it. baby steps = win!
bwahahaha lowered expectations

oh and posting while not intoxicated. what is up with that