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Cast doubt on your own abilities yet? 
Two awesome quotes from that article:
Bertrand Russell: the trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Charles Darwin: ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
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Macbook is so thin that it can be camouflaged inside a pile of news paper and get thrown away! OMG it must be t3h awesomest. OMG OMG SO COOL. I MUST GET ONE 
How do you pick up 3 pounds of laptop and not know it. Bullshit. Sounds like bullshit viral marketing stuff. I mean. I am still debating very hard about getting one or not. It isn’t that light or thin
PS: If I rolled my eyes any harder, they’d be half way across the pacific.
If you know me, you’d know that I am a big fan of opensource software. Not that I am all that great in writing code or anything, but I like the idea of people making awesome programs because they love to program and share the fruits of their labor with the world, often without monetary compensation. Of course, they may use or link to codes that basically required them to opensource their software but that is besides the point.
Now. Looking at some of the criticisms, it is clear that some of them want something for nothing. In the end, it is just greedy company vs. greedy companies. Nothing more. It isn’t about anti-competitive practices… Opensourcers got what they wanted, and it is free to them. Commercial software developers just whining because they would be charged.
I had more to say, but deleted it because it got too long and off track.
Thanks RIAA. As if I needed more reason to hate them. Seriously, this is going too far.
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Ok, now that you read the article… OK Wait, what was all these hype by AMD that their Barcelona architecture will own Intel by 40%? Ahhhh I get it. It is the NEW AMD marketing strategy. Just look at the HD2900 where they hyped and under delivered. Thunder strikes again? Then All AMD has to do is blame the competition for unfair practices, fanbois rejoiced and followed mindlessly. Weeeee. Yay AMD makes the best chips! eventhough it is slower and less efficient! YAY.
One of the biggest fanboi response is to buy AMD to keep competition alive, but no way I am going to spend money on crappy products. if it sucks, let it die. Another will popup to take on the giants in the field. How about awakening the giant? Can you say… Larrabee?
I did a search of my nickname… wow, it is like a chronicle of things I’ve done in the intarweb. Apparently there is a few other chiadogs out there. I mean, I swear to god I am not 6′3 guy living in Cali, posting on some dating sites 
Nor do i speak gibberish or belong on a fat-farm 
However, if it has to do with cars, games, and computer… it probably is me 
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him,and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, “Oh my God! Maybe,this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father my children?”
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make hot,steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”
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Sorry, can’t offer any smartassery comments on this one
Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can’t get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
Climb your way to the top, that’s why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, “I care”.
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Those evil kitties 
Better hide this from my cat 
